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Marc & Fausto
Friday, July 18, 2008

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Feast of Fools

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FOF #804 - Deluxe and Delovely - 07.22.08

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Gigi’s back boys! Our deluxe and delovely club-kid turned mother of two and visual artist is starting a new art group in Chicago, the Salon des Artistes Indépendants. Gigi and other artists decided to come together to form the Salon to produce a gallery effect that wasn’t tethered to a certain theme or [...]

Gigi Deluxe's New LookGigi’s back boys! Our deluxe and delovely club-kid turned mother of two and visual artist is starting a new art group in Chicago, the Salon des Artistes Indépendants.

Gigi and other artists decided to come together to form the Salon to produce a gallery effect that wasn’t tethered to a certain theme or limited in scope. The Salon des Indépendants is basically a fancy French word for an outsider artist collective.

Gigi and her friends are sick of being told that their art is great but that it “really isn’t what we had in mind” by gallery owners so they mounted this first event.

She's in the pink- Gigi DeluxeIt is by invitation only so the only way you are going to get an invite is if you email us and we plead your case to Gigi. She’s tough and she doesn’t want you drinking all her PBR, so be convincing of your love for art and we’ll see what we can do. I can’t make any promises though.

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Are you looking at these wonderful pictures Fausto took of Gigi? She really is a supermom model. Gigi is so creative that she took one of our Digitally Delicious t-shirts and made a wonderfully tight-fitting black dress out of it. Hot!

Her daughter hates when she shaves her head but we think she is so lovely bald. Now, her daughter doesn’t really mind that her mom shaves her head, she just likes it when she wears a wig on it.

America, the U.S. Space Program needs your help! NASA is asking it’s visitors to the Houston Space Center to donate samples of their urine to help test out a new type of space toilet. This is kind of embarrassing. I’m sure in intergalactic space that aliens are laughing at us. Come on, Mars’ slogan after all is “Mars Needs Women” and ours is “Earth Needs Pee.” in reality though, nothing is like pee except pee. Pee has certain qualities that just can’t be reproduced so if they are going to get space toilets to work properly, they have to use the right stuff.

Billy Bass- the famous karaoke singing fishIt seems fish are all over the news these days. Scientists have found that most animals (including our own species) ability to communicate using sound draws its origins to the grunts and chirps made by fish! The neural network that forms our speech center was created millions and millions of years ago. Even today some fish still use grunts to attract a mate.

Meanwhile in New York, one fish was taking this talking thing a bit to far. A talking carp predicted the end of the world. A fish that was destined for the knife proclaimed in Hebrew that the end was nigh and that now was the time to repent. Oy veh! The fish mongers didn’t take heed of the vociferous carp and it ended up becoming the Jewish delicacy gefilte fish. It could be worse.

Catfish walking down the street is not an everyday occurrence but it’s not unheard of in Florida. A woman saw a catfish trudging across her street and thought it was odd but then she looked further on and saw some thirty catfish emerging from the sewer, cross the street and kept on moving. The catfish used their dorsal fin to propel them much like we use our legs.

So there we have it, our speech, our fear of the almighty and the ability to walk all come from fish.

The voice inside your head that tells you to go for it- Feast of Fools.

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FOF #803 - Podcast Fever - 07.21.08

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Man, I feel like crap. Since last week, I’ve been fighting this truly awful 100.5 fever and I’m crossing my fingers that it isn’t anything serious. It’s been pretty awful. Shaking terribly through the night, painful fevers and complete loss of appetite. Feed a fever, my butt! Here’s another reason why our Health Care System [...]

I'm sickMan, I feel like crap. Since last week, I’ve been fighting this truly awful 100.5 fever and I’m crossing my fingers that it isn’t anything serious.

It’s been pretty awful. Shaking terribly through the night, painful fevers and complete loss of appetite. Feed a fever, my butt! Here’s another reason why our Health Care System needs an overhaul.

Seeing a doctor, blood tests and medicine, $450 total. And this is the cheaper version. Thankfully we ran into our sexy friend, Chicago Dragons poster boy and fierce Sister of Perpetual Indulgence John Brosan, who always makes me quickly forget about my boo boos.

Marc Felion and Jane LynchMeanwhile, Marc Felion and our friend Michael Lehet went over to HRC’s Annual Gala “Summer Chic” to primarily stalk the guest of honor, openly lesbian comedian Jane Lynch and of course to support the advancement of gay rights.

Jane’s well known for her appearances in the great comedy films “A Mighty Wind,” “40-Year Old Virgin” and “Space Chimps.” The nice thing about these charity galas, is that the celebrities they hire to show for them CAN’T leave. You can just take as many pictures of them as you like, and they can’t run away from you!

Thankfully, Marc and Jane hit it off and managed to pose together for this wonderful photo. Click here to see more photos from the event.

One nice thing you get to do when you’re sick at home is to watch lots and lots of reality TV. After participating in “What Not to Wear” I’m amazed more than ever on how many hours of shooting, writing and editing it takes to make one hour of a TV show.

Hulk Hogan File PhotoWhat they really are is mini-documentaries. One particularly unusual show I caught was a spin-off of Hulk Hogan’s reality show “Brooke Knows Best” which focuses on Brook Hogan, the daughter of the 1980s wrestling celebrity Hulk Hogan, pretty much doing nothing.

On last weeks show Hulk Hogan (who still looks huge) sat down with her openly gay roommate, choreographer Glenn Packard, to talk about just how “gay” he was.

Glenn’s worked for the likes of N’Sync, Michael Jackson and Liza Minelli. The man’s resume is gay.

Needless to say, Hulk needed to let the viewers of the TV show (all three of us) about how gay friendly he was. “Some of my best wrestler friends are gay.” Which made me realize this is probably the first time he’s publicly acknowledged the sexuality of his famous TV co-stars.

So who’s gay? Randy Macho Man Savage? The Iron Sheik? Andre the Giant (rest in peace)? That’s a whole lot of gay.

Listen as we talk about La Pequeña’s new video as the Chilean Subway Goddess, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, and the recently found conjoined birds.

La Pequena is now the Subway Goddess Neil Patrick Harris in Dr. Horrible Conjoined Birds Found Pitvertising

We all know that advertising works, especially on podcasts like this one, but a London ad agency is about to expand the realm of advertising into men’s armpits.

Pittvertising. Digital TV screens built into the armpits of hot men’s shirts draw attention on subways, marketing deodorants and other male-body related goods.

Now if condom or underwear manufacturers could do crotchvertising. I’d buy whatever they were selling!

A Feast of Fools a day helps you work, rest and play.

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FOF #802 - Frida Lays it On - 07.18.08

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Ricardo Avila came to the US to pursue a career as a school teacher, but years later ended up as one of Chicago’s most popular drag queens, Frida Lay. On today’s show, the delightful Frida joins us to talk about her unexpected career as one of Chicago’s most entertaining drag queens. Although Frida is now one of [...]

Chicago drag queen Frida Lay talks about her success on the Feast of Fools podcastRicardo Avila came to the US to pursue a career as a school teacher, but years later ended up as one of Chicago’s most popular drag queens, Frida Lay.

On today’s show, the delightful Frida joins us to talk about her unexpected career as one of Chicago’s most entertaining drag queens.

Although Frida is now one of Chicago’s most sought out performers, she thinks she’s a phony and not a real drag queen. Why does she think she has no act? I think her simple charm and calm demeanor help her stand apart from the crowd and she’s got a great sense of humor.

Frida Lay loves her champagne Frida Lay hosting Roscoe's Wet Boxer Contest Frida Lay unmasked! What a handsome guy

Frida hosts the last Thursdays of every month Roscoe’s Wet Boxer Contest, where guys get warm water sprayed on them to see who’s got the nicest package.

Why do all our guest have fancy underwear?We like the idea of this so much, we HAVE to go see it for ourselves. So be sure to join us on July 31 as we help Frida with the contest by pouring water on the hot guys.

Check out Frida Lay’s MySpace page for a complete list of her Chicago appearances.

Listen as we talk with Frida about the sexy Roscoe’s Wet Boxer Contest, Falling in Love and why she won’t sleep with any of her fans.

eltonjohn-hungryYum yum! Here’s a gay ice cream story. Vermont ice-cream company Ben and Jerry’s just announced their new flavor in honor of musician Elton John- Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road.

The pop singer well known for his hits Candle in the Wind and the Bitch is Back collaborated on the flavor, asking the ice-cream makers “just make it chocolate and peanut butter guys, if you can make something like that work.”

Like the Bluebell ice-cream down in Texas, Elton takes a similar approach to the product, he eats all he can and sells the rest. Just kidding folks!

David Partin with his pregnant girlfriend SamanthaHere’s another sign the economy is in bad shape. It also sounds like Jeff Foxworthy joke: “You might be a redneck if…” you sell your unborn baby boy’s name for a $100 gas card to a radio station.

David Partin recently heard that a local radio station was giving away $100 worth of free gas to the listener who called in with the most interesting item to trade. He won. But seriously, for $100? With today’s oil prices, that’s not even two tanks of gas.

Partin’s girlfriend Samantha says “At least my son will have an interesting story about how he got his name.”

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FOF #801 - Gay Republican - 07.17.08

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It’s not easy being pink, especially when you’re a gay Republican, or part of the Pink Elephant party, as I like to call it. You’re an outsider both in gay circles and in the Republican party, a stranger in a strange land. I’ve really been enjoying reading about Barbara Walter’s life in her tell-all memoir “Audition” where [...]

Make up artist and gay Republican Marcus HaynesIt’s not easy being pink, especially when you’re a gay Republican, or part of the Pink Elephant party, as I like to call it.

You’re an outsider both in gay circles and in the Republican party, a stranger in a strange land.

I’ve really been enjoying reading about Barbara Walter’s life in her tell-all memoir “Audition” where she marvels at the appeal of talk-show foil Elisabeth Hasselbeck. She’s the sexy but conservative Republican on the show who for some reason or another always stands by her man, but in this case it’s the disaster we all know as President George W Bush.

Marcus Haynes loves his Feast of Fools t-shirt!I thought it would be fun to find a gay Republican to talk to on the show, one who doesn’t fit the mold of a staunch, suit-wearing conservative. Well here he is, and did I mention that he likes to wear male style wigs when he goes out to bars.

Say hello to Marcus Haynes- make-up artist, image consultant, communications researcher and GAY REPUBLICAN. Yes, his MySpace page has a Louis Vuitton background, and yes, he loves his designer bags.

Besides talking about American politics and our dire need for Universal Health Care system, Marcus really knows his make-up and can make anyone look flawless.

Marcus puts brow gel on me, much to my trepidationI was a bit scared when he took his brush to my face, worrying he would make me look like a fierce drag queen. Nothing wrong with that, but today I wanted to look like a hot dude.

Here’s a photo of my face as Marcus puts on Christian Dior “Diorshow Brow” eyebrow gel on my face. Be gentle Marcus!

A lot of our guests like to show off their fancy drawers for us! Marcus gives Fausto a hug, Fausto Loves his Makeup!

Barbie as Black CanaryBarbie has a brand new look and it’s a dirty whore. Well, not a dirty whore but Barbie as Black Canary, the DC comic book character. Some right wing Christians are saying that she looks more like an S&M dominatrix than a superhero. You go Barbie and get your freak on because we know that Ken isn’t given it to you.

Perez Hilton is getting sued after publishing on the front of his site a homophobic email he received. Diane Wargo wrote the famous blogger and called him a “Fat Gay Pig” and is now suing him for $25 million because she lost her job after she was inundated with hate mail from Perez readers. She was on company time and used her company email address to spew her idiocy so her boss canned her.

I’m not one to publicly display people’s email addresses when they email nasty comments but I’m glad Perez did it to her. This homophobic crap has got to stop and people should be held accountable for their actions. He should sue her! And I should sue them both for having to blog about it.

We’ve got a couple of fun threads in the forums right now. The first one, Strangest thing you’ve had sex with, was started by Knicknack11 because he heard the topic on the show and became interested in what other people were into. And the other thread is So try to gross me out! started by Marc Felion. It’s pretty gross but we’re trying to keep it to hot guys that have something gross going on. It’s not for the squeamish.

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FOF #800 - We Are All Hussein - 07.16.08

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Happy 800 shows everyone! Love to watch that odometer of podcasting turn. Today we’re thrilled to have our good friend, writer and health advocate Jim Pickett joining us to dispel some rumors, conspiracies and misconception surrounding HIV/AIDS and healthcare. We are very happy to announce that the Feast of Fools is the proud recipient of the [...]

Fausto gives Marc a hug on his birthdayHappy 800 shows everyone! Love to watch that odometer of podcasting turn.

Jim Pickett will be at the Center on Halsted this Thursday April 17 for a live Feast of Fools podcastToday we’re thrilled to have our good friend, writer and health advocate Jim Pickett joining us to dispel some rumors, conspiracies and misconception surrounding HIV/AIDS and healthcare.

We are very happy to announce that the Feast of Fools is the proud recipient of the Esteem Awards for best GLBT podcast presented by Windy City Black Pride and Pride Index. We’re sorry that we weren’t able to attend the awards ceremony on July 2 as we were in Pennsylvania. We’ve been honored to have such African Americans on the show as RuPaul, Alexyss K. Tylor, Rev. Charles Straight, Mr. Gay Shar Devon, author Frederick Smith, actor Marcus Patrick and video blogger B. Scott just to name a few.

Low Rising Jeans causing a controversy- because they are hot!The ACLU is condemning the crackdown on saggy pants in Flint, Michigan. The Flint Police Department routinely stops people who wear saggy pants that hang below their butts and issues misdemeanors for the offense citing disorderly conduct and indecent exposure laws.

The police cheif is even accused of asking the alleged offenders to lift up their long shirts so he can see just how low their pants sag. We know know that the only people that wear their pants like that are black kids in urban settings or white kids in the suburbs. I wonder which type the police are targeting.

Since we are always on the subject of safe sex, remember condoms aren’t the only way to protect yourself. You should always make sure that the place you are having sex is a safe and secure one. For example Taiwanese couple were making love in the back seat of their car when their car suddenly plummeted 150 feet down the cliff side. Although the unfortunate couple were bruised and battered, they did manage to climb back up the hill and get some help. We hope the woman’s husband doesn’t find out about the accident as he wasn’t the man in the car.

Wisconsinites, don’t run off to California for your same sex marriage just yet! Same sex couples that get married in California may get arrested in Wisconsin. An obscure law from 1915 states that it is a crime for a Wisconsin resident to enter marriage in another state if that marriage is illegal here. It carries a fine up to $10,000 and nine months in prison. Now you know what to get the couple for their wedding gift- bail bonds! We can’t wait to see how this plays out!

Don’t forget to join us for Let's Take a Glass Together“Let’s Take a Glass Together†on Wednesday July 23 at 6pm, at Sidetrack for a live podcast forum on the LGBT community and alcohol. Come discover how we can have a healthier relationship with alcohol in this unique event presented by LifeLube, Project CRYSP and the Chicago Task Force on LGBT Substance Use and Abuse.

Cover of the New Yorker depcts our possible future Preisdent Barak Obama and his wife MIchelle as terroristsI’m not sure what to say about this controversial New Yorker magazine cover depicting our possible future president Barak Obama and his wife Michelle as a muslim terrorist and a radical black activist. I love satire, I love crossing the line and I love to poke fun at political leaders, no matter who they are.

Some are easier to poke fun than others. The New Yorker claims this cover is just a send-up of all the ultraconservative, loony misconceptions Obama’s critics have tried to create. Tasteless and offensive as it may be, they have every right to run this image and for us to react to it.

This country, and the world can not afford another four more years of Bush’s policies, and divisive, fear based politics. Having Barak Obama as President means taking a look not only at our own racism, but also how we criticize our political leaders. I think it’s healthy for the public at large to have a massive purging of our hateful feelings, but at the same time, covers like this might just have the unintended consequence of bringing us four more years of an environmentally, economically and militarily disastrous leader, John McCain.

Go ahead and lick it- Feast of Fools.

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FOF #799 - Blow Your Own Horn - 07.15.08

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We delighted to have former porn star and hunky Indian man, Nirmalpal Sachdev back on the today’s show. You first fell in love with Nirmalpal on our inside tour of Steamworks, the men’s bath house that sponsors our show. As general manager at the premier Chicago men’s bath house, Nirmalpal has a very unique perspective [...]

Nirmalpal Sachdev on the Feast of FoolsWe delighted to have former porn star and hunky Indian man, Nirmalpal Sachdev back on the today’s show. You first fell in love with Nirmalpal on our inside tour of Steamworks, the men’s bath house that sponsors our show. As general manager at the premier Chicago men’s bath house, Nirmalpal has a very unique perspective on men’s sexuality.

Nirmalpal shares tips and tricks to make the most of your visit to a bath house. We also discuss our anxiety on nudity, sex and the body.

Man blowing his own hornHe can also blow his own horn, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

But just how does he do it? Listen and find out.

We’re really exctited about the potential of Graffitio, the new iPhone application! This app allows you to attach conversations to places. When you open the application it looks for virtual “walls” around you that were created by other users at restaurants, bars, stores, parks and yes, even public bathrooms. You can write anything you want on the wall and not get arrested for destroying property.

Fausto Fernós and Nirmalpal Sachdev model the Feast of Fools t-shirtsI can see this being a huge hit at Steamworks with graffiti like “I’m in room #214 looking for a submissive twink bear.” We’re sure it will be taken over by the gays, just like real graffiti in men’s bathrooms.

The Sex Olympics comes to complete halt as nine British women in Greece are arrested after being paid to perform in an oral sex contest on the Greek island of Zakynthos. We really wonder just how you judge an oral sex contest. After all, where would you even begin? Is it quantity or quality? What do you think? Help us decide in the comments section.

Fausto started a new work out regimen that’s kicking his ass. He’s doing a twelve week intensive training and he figures if he sticks to this routine then he’ll get a personal trainer to take him even further down the road of body building. Fausto reckons that if transsexuals or body builders can go to such great extremes to get the body they want, then dammit, he can too. I couldn’t be happier and I support him 100% as long as I get to enjoy the sexy results. Please show your support by not feeding him junk food or beer.

Nirmalpal gives Marc Felion a hugWe received an email from a listener who was struggling with us flirting with guests, or as he says “.. in your over evaluation and time spent on discussing people’s physical and sexual attraction.” His email really made us think about how we interact with guests on the show.

We came to the conclusion that we subconsciously flirt because it helps create an intimate atmosphere for the show.

I told him that “People like to be told that they are attractive. It helps to open them up and give a good show.

I encourage you to tell the people in your life that they are beautiful and that they mean something to you. You will find, if you are sincere, that you will have a better relationship with them and they too will open up to you. It is that shared experience is what life is all about.”

I also recommend that he listen to the show we did on how to accept compliments.

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Saturday July 19 - HRC-Chicago’s Annual Gala 6pm, Hyatt Regency. Join us at HRC-Chicago’s Annual Gala “Summer Chic” Saturday, July 19th at the Hyatt Regency with special celebrity guests actress and comedian Jane Lynch and hunky performers from Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity. It’s always an incredible party and we’ll be there to celebrate! Get your [...]

Saturday July 19 - HRC-Chicago’s Annual Gala

6pm, Hyatt Regency. Join us at HRC-Chicago’s Annual Gala “Summer Chic” Saturday, July 19th at the Hyatt Regency with special celebrity guests actress and comedian Jane Lynch and hunky performers from Cirque du Soleil’s Zumanity. It’s always an incredible party and we’ll be there to celebrate! Get your tickets here

Monday, July 21 - The M-Network

The Mmmmmm Network!6pm-9pm, Center on Halsted. The Feast of Fools is proud to host the first ever M Network event on Monday, July 21, 2008, from 6-9PM at the Center on Halsted’s roof with comedian Adam Guerino and special guest, the internationally acclaimed performance artist Tim Miller.

The M Network is a men’s social group at Center on Halsted where men and their admirers can meet in a safe, supportive atmosphere outside of the bars to build community, discuss life topics, and network. One complimentary drink ticket is included in the $20 admittance, which also includes food, music and comedy.

Wednesday, July 23 - Live Podcast Forum

Let's Take a Glass Together“Let’s Take a Glass Togetherâ€
6pm, Sidetrack. Please join the Feast of Fools as we record a live podcast forum on the LGBT community and alcohol at Sidetrack. Come discover how we can have a healthier relationship with alcohol in this unique event presented by LifeLube, Project CRYSP and the Chicago Task Force on LGBT Substance Use and Abuse.

Light food and refreshments and a cash bar. You must be over 21 with a valid photo ID to attend on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at Sidetrack. Doors open at 6 p.m. Please RSVP here.

Thursday, July 24 - What Not to Wear, Reveal Party

Amanda Steinstein5-8PM at Green Dolphin Street. We can finally announce it! Come see Amanda Steinstein as you’ve never seen her before as we celebrate and react to the transformation, courtesy of TLC’s hit reality tv show “What Not To Wear.” Show your support for the brand new Amanda.

This is your chance to be a part of our exciting reality tv show project. Green Dolphin Street is located at 2200 N. Ashland St. Chicago, IL 60614

FOF #798 - Big Secrets Revealed! - 07.14.08

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We can’t keep it in any longer. It’s time to release the pressure! Today we announce the juicy details of our upcoming reality tv show project and Amanda Steinstein is all over it. The producers of TLC’s #1 show “What Not To Wear” starring Stacy London and Clinton Kelly have found what may be the worst [...]

Amanda is freaking out about getting on "What Not to Wear!"We can’t keep it in any longer. It’s time to release the pressure!

Today we announce the juicy details of our upcoming reality tv show project and Amanda Steinstein is all over it. The producers of TLC’s #1 show “What Not To Wear” starring Stacy London and Clinton Kelly have found what may be the worst dressed woman in North America in our friend Amanda. Eek!

Marc gives Amanda her first housewarming gift- A Vintage Poster from the Sci-Fi Film "Blade Runner"Did you really expect anyone else? Amanda loves to combine black leggings, loud Hawaiian shirts and flip flops and call it evening wear. And like my past obsession with the color blue, Amanda just can’t get enough of the color purple and I’m not talking about the Oscar Nominated film starring Whoopi Goldberg.

Conspiring together: Stacy London, Fausto Fernos, Clinton KellyWe have been having so much fun being a part of this project, breaking into Amanda’s home while she was at work with a camera crew, going through her stuff and saying some really funny, but really mean things about Amanda’s taste in fashion and clothes.

I’m afraid I might have gone too far, but that’s fashion. I just hope people don’t start hating me like they did Jeffrey Sebella when he was (and won) Project Runway. After all, the similarity in our looks is a bit scary.

Amanda will be flown for an all-expenses paid trip to NYC to be torn apart and like the bionic woman, she will be put back together as a better, stronger and more fabulous person! We’ll finally have the Amanda we’ve always wanted. Thank God!

The taping of the show has been so much fun and we’d love to invite ALL of you to Amanda’s unveiling, which I’m hoping will resemble the scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show as Frankfurter unwraps Rocky. We are all cheering Amanda on in her new transformation! Yeah Amanda!

Amanda says that when lots of good things happen to you all at once, it’s like having lollipops raining down on you. At first they hurt when they bonk you over the head, but afterwards you have a bunch of lollipops to enjoy.

Listen as we talk about the brand new iPhone 2.0 and all the new apps that allow you to cruise and bruise wherever you choose, your skin’s ability to make it’s own marijuana chemicals and the new gay Republican sex scandal featuring Alabama Attorney General Troy King.

We know Troy is a good name for a porn star, but this jerk has spent many years fighting against people getting sex toys in Alabama and actively worked against gay rights legislation. Rumors say that he got caught getting jiggy with his male assistant by his wife.

Also, a blackbird in England learns how to sound like a ambulance to the delight of neighbors and the sexy Chilean Subway Goddess.

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FOF #797 - The Second Starbucks to the Right - 07.11.08

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It’s so good to run into old friends! On today’s show one of my old gal pals Barb Kingston joins us to talk about transforming herself into a happier, loving lesbian. Barb was one of the very first guests on the show back when we started four years ago as an audio blog. This was even before [...]

Barb Kingston on the Feast of Fools podcast

It’s so good to run into old friends!

On today’s show one of my old gal pals Barb Kingston joins us to talk about transforming herself into a happier, loving lesbian.

Barb was one of the very first guests on the show back when we started four years ago as an audio blog. This was even before iTunes created its fantastic podcast directory and allowed millions of listeners to download and enjoy the Feast of Fools every day.

Fausto Fernós and Barb KingstonToday Barb lives in Boulder, Colorado and is currently traveling the Midwest visiting friends and simply enjoying life. She eats a much healthier diet and has disavowed her love for cheese fries. I like to think of cheese fries as an ex-girlfriend you still love but for health reasons don’t have sex with anymore.

Barb used to work at Starbucks and used to get me free coffee drinks, which re-ignited my love for the mega-coffee chain’s brew. But all is not so pretty in Starbucksland.

starbucksThe closing of over 600 stores has sparked a heated discussion in our community forums on the economy, large corporations, elitism and what it means to be an American. Obama’s peeps should take note of this division, because it lies very close to the heart of how many Americans feel about large corporations and how they impact our everyday lives.

Katy Perry has a #1 iTunes chart song "I Kissed A Girl"I don’t know if you noticed it, but suddenly many women in Hollywood this past year have embraced their “lesbian relationships” but not their identity. Even right now on the iTunes music store, the #1 song is Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl which talks about Katy, a straight woman, contemplating her mixed feelings about being attracted to another woman.

Michael Jackson looking his usual chipper selfJust when you thought it was safe to go into the children’s section of a toy store, look who came by for a little shopping! Michael Jackson, looking more like Howard Huges than the king of pop. I’m not sure why Jack-O is in a wheelchair but I hope he hasn’t lost the ability to moon walk.

Barb considers herself to be a titty connoisseur so we decided to challenge her to test at Fake or Not, a website that shows you women’s breast and then asks you to judge whether they are fake or not. Since I’m not very knowledgeable about what a real or fake boob looks like (I only felt Kathy Griffin’s boobs, I never actually saw them unharnessed) we looked up how to tell a real boob from a fake one. Basically, if it looks fake, it probably is fake. If they are too high, too round, too pert or if the still stand at attention when the girl is laying down then they are probably fake.

The state of Wisconsin has officially made it illegal to have sex with a corpse. A group of three men were almost let go after trying to dig up a twenty year old motorcycle victim after she had been dead for a week. They never got to her body but the government was hard pressed to find a law to charge them with. Eventually they settled on a law that says it’s illegal to have sex with someone against their will and since a dead person can’t give consent they are being charged.

The three of them almost didn’t get charge with anything since a lower court judges ruled nothing in state law banned necrophilia. There was a public outrage in Wisconsin after one blogger wrote: “Doing the dirty with the dead OK in Wisconsin.”

Sex laws vary from state to state and some state’s laws are absolutely ridiculous. Did you know that giving or receiving head is against the law in 18 states, including Arizona and Utah? Here is a list of ten ridiculous sex laws. Some of these laws you just have to wonder who introduced them to the legislature floor.

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Here is Rochester, New York drag queen Pandora Boxx lip synching to Britney Spears. I think every drag queen with a camera that can shoot video should be uploading themselves up to the internet or YouTube and sharing themselves with the whole wide world. Work it Pandora! Share & Save

Here is Rochester, New York drag queen Pandora Boxx lip synching to Britney Spears. I think every drag queen with a camera that can shoot video should be uploading themselves up to the internet or YouTube and sharing themselves with the whole wide world.

Work it Pandora!